February 2011
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shit i hate
people that use “q”s for their “g”s. too fuckinq cool amirite. i wonder how their essays turn out.
people that use ` instead of ‘. i can`t even understand. what purpose does it serve?
people that CAPiTALiZE EVERTHiNG BUT THE LETTER i.
people that CAPiiTALiiZE EVERYTHiiNG BUT THE LETTER ii AND ALSO HAVE TO REPEAT iiT. FOR WHAT? EMPHASiiS?
people that put a space...
get off invisible after a whole weekend of it.
three IMs at the same time.
go away.
THIS IS NOT FUNNY, GOOGLE.
I NEED TO FIND OUT THE PURPOSE OF AN ANTI CLIMAX AS A RHETORICAL DEVICE SO STOP GIVING ME KY JELLY AS A RESULT AMONG ALL THESE COLLEGE PAPERS.
When a girl thinks everybody hates her because...
itsgraysonman:
NO BITCH. IT’S ‘CUZ YOU’RE ANNOYING!
YES
YES
YES
rhetoric shmetoric
macbook pro?
macbook air?
do i wait?
so jelly does grow mold
i think two months ago i bought a can of aiyu jelly and we ate half of it like two weeks after.
and then i forgot about it and i left it in the fridge
but today i looked in the fridge (HAHA. COOKING FOR MYSELF? WHAT?) and remembered it again
and it was growing mold
so i threw it away.
Feral Children
epiceli:
Baby Hospital: A 7 year old girl named “Baby Hospital” was raised by the company of apes & monkeys
In 1970 it was discovered young girls father had confined her to one room for 12 years in LA
During a war in 1982 a boy was separated from his family. He lived in the wild for 3 years before soldiers found him it is supposed he lived with vervet monkeys
Ivan Mishukov (1998), Found...
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talking on the phone with my mom
mom: are you up yet
me: yeeeeee boy
mom: okay go make dumplings for yourself
me: what how
mom: ask your sister
me: aiiiiight cool beans
mom: bye
me: peace out broski
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i'm not sure if she understood me at any point in that conversation.
January 2011
up at 1:30 on a monday morning (it’s not sunday anymore, silly) doing calculus homework and watching 30 rock.
mlia
my life is antiderivatives
WatchVincent :30
By far my favorite commercial of all time.
It’s so cute and corny.
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I love it when people IM me even when I'm...
nick: ON MORMON.ORG YOU CAN TALK TO AN ACTUAL LIVE MORMON OPERATOR
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gordon: i wanna talk to a mormon
me: they are all asleep
ugh so i finally got around to talking to a mormon on mormon.org
BUT THEY PUT ME ON HOLD
HOW
WHAT
HOW
WHEN IS A MORMON’S BEDTIME SO I CAN ACTUALLY REACH ONE NEXT TIME?
YOUR BOOS ARE NOT SCARING ME! I KNOW MOST OF YOU...
The black guy from 30 Rock. I haven’t watched enough to remember what his name is.
hm random thing i did today
so i have this song in my itunes but i’m not sure if it’s spelled “raga” or “raaga” and i googled it (it’s both) and it came up with the wikipedia page for raga and there’s this section called “raga ragini”. sounds like an italian fusion food.
Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman →
laughinacorner:
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
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she unblocked me
how do you even block people
time to send her more pictures of orangutans
i tried blocking people on this horse game once and it got boring because i liked to see them flaming me for being too damned cool.
liveblogging my sibling problems for y’all
man i think my sister blocked me on aim because i kept messing with her.
middle schoolers are such bitches.